It's Always An Awkward Thursday

Like I have said before, when I participate in Awkward and Awesome Thursday I always have an abundance of Awkward.  But in some ways I look at some Awkward things as pretty awesome too.  

***Like this song we used to sing when I was studying abroad in Germany.

"Frühlings Pause in meiner Hose, Aprikose Soße ist auch da."

Translation:  Spring Break in my pants, apricot sauce is also there.    

Doesn't flow too well in English but it is very fun to sing.  I promise.

I bring this up now because one my friends from Germany brought it to our attention again and it has been stuck in my head ever since.  

Just in case you needed a visual.

***Hearing this on the news made me laugh so hard.  

A deer being chased by a dog ran into a window at the first college I attended,  University of Wisconsin Stout.  It ran around the building then eventually went out some automatic doors.  The funniest thing about it though?  A guy being interviewed said this...with a straight face.

Keep your dogs on a leash so they don't chase deer into buildings.

Yes.

I will keep that in mind.  

I mean if it weren't for deer chasing I wouldn't even have a leash for my dog.

Read more about it here.  And photo of damage below.

 Lately I have been hearing/seeing crazy things involving animals. This was a recent status of mine.

  That same night on my way home I see a deer walking on the sidewalk in a residential area.  Like a human.  I thought I was hallucinating!  

Finally, I have a little contest for you.  I want to see if you can guess what the sound in the video is.
  I call it a contest but I can almost guarantee you, you won't figure it out.  But when I reveal tomorrow what it is and you go back and listen to it again, you WILL laugh like crazy.  You can't not (hello double negative.)  Just ask Katie...but don't spoil it for anyone else lady!

So there it is...another awkward Thursday.  I beg of you to guess what the video is of, then I will also say what other people guessed.  FYI ... it's nothing gross (aka sexual).

Happy Thursday Lovies!!!.  

I Don't Want My Syrup Cold

Well today is Thursday.  And I'm pulling out some Awkward and Awesome moments.  I have to say, it is so much easier to think of Awkward moments than it is Awesome.  What does that say about me?

Awkward

Heard in my house:

- Me yelling to Guss after doing my nails & having to use the bathroom: "just pull up my pants!"

- Me creating a rap "I don't want my syrup cold".  It's pretty catchy.

- Guss & I fighting over the words to the book Chicka Chicka Boom Boom 

G: Skit Skat Scoodely Doot.

M: No!  You do this every time!  It's "Skit Skat Scoodle Doot!"  No "ely"!!!  

(I promise you this was a real fight)

Me thinking the words in this Rihanna song was "Put my red pants on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight."  Apparently she says "Ray bans" .  I think mine is better because you would definitely get noticed in red pants in a club way more than sunglasses.

Awesome

- My husband letting me sleep till noon on Sundays (of course I have to do some sort of cleaning or run a certain errand to make up for it)

- Mason starting to spell everything and recognizes every letter but W.

- This cheese I have been eating.  It's Buffalo Jack.  So it's tastes a bit like chicken wings and cheese.  I will probably die of a cheese induced heart attack some day...but it will be so worth it.

- Finally getting back into blogging.

Yay!...Tomorrow is Friday (says really no stay at home mom ever because there is no such thing as a Friday)

Anyways,  See ya tomorrow folks.

Awkward & Awesome Thursday

I always seem to have a lot of Awkward things and not as many Awesome.  Wonder what that says about me?  But let's get to it. 

Awkward:

I actually saw this on Jay Leno the other night!  But I took this with my own phone.  *Exercise Pen - because big dogs could get a lot of exercise in there*

All Lee Or Urban Pipeline Jeans For Guys & Men
Can you tell me the difference between the two?

Sorry I couldn't get the picture to be straight.  Come on, Bed Selling Business, a couple with one small blanket, with no sheets, spooning?  You surely don't know your target audience.

I don't watch Jersey Shore but I saw this on Saturday Night Live and I just laughed like crazy.

Ok, this is an ad in a magazine.  I have seen it so many times and whenever I do, the girl on the right (imagine her without braids) looks exactly like a High-School-Musical-Age Zac Efron.  Please tell me you see it too!

It's really awkward when you go to put your EOS lip balm on and there are teethmarks.  Thanks to your 2 year old son.  Must have tasted delicious.

Awesome:

Me drinking wine out of a coffee mug.  What?  It's awesome to me.  Kind of.  

Whole Lot of Awkward

So this is usually Awkward and Awesome but there is a lot more Awkward than usual.  And then a few things that are Awesome to me but will probably be Awkward for you.  And you may even think I'm crazy.  But that's ok.   Because I am.  Crazy.

Awkward

* A new batch of search words (that caused people to find my blog)

- awkward birthday cakes (it even has awkward in the name)

- how to draw ellen degeneres (because everyone needs to know that)

- i love never say no hello ooh ooh ooh nm  (ummm what?)

* It was a nice day and the good looking mailman was wearing shorts and I said "whoooo!".  Then I realized my window was open.  I dropped to the floor and hoped he didn't realize it came from my house.

* Opening up my son's diaper to change it and it was...dirty.  I said "whoa!" and now every time I change my sons diaper (#1 or #2) he says "whoa!:

* My dad singing "Red Sippie Cup" to my son.  (Like "Red Solo Cup" if you have never heard it)

* Me saying "Just grab the beer, put in the diaper bag, and let's just go!"  (this was uttered on our vacation, on our way to my parent's room)

Stuff that is Awesome to me

* My husband I making up our own phrases one night while trying to get my son to calm down before bed.

Me:  Ok, that's enough Monkey-Ruckusing.

Him:  No more Rough-Rhombus.

(utterly ridiculous phrases that make me laugh till i cry...maybe you had to be there)

* All the super cool names that just come out of my mouth when talking to my husband.

His real name:  Russel.  What I call him on paper/blog: Guss.  Repeat Offenders:  Wally, Judas.

Said the other night:  "Thanks for feeding the dogs Raphael."  (have no idea where that came from)

* And finally.  My favorite.  That may have you shaking your head at me.

Last week I was taking a shower.  I was sitting down, thinking, and drinking a beer.  Yes in the shower.  It had been a looooong day.  

While I was thinking I was singing the Fergie song "Glamorous" in my head and there is a certain part I always sing different than the actual words.

'After the show or after the Grammy's

I like to go cool out with the family

Sippin' reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang'

But instead of Mustang, I always say Mustache.  I just think it fits so much better.

That got me thinking... "Mustache...Alex Trebek used to have a mustache."

So, Light bulb moment.  I get out of the shower and tell my husband this fantastic idea.  I am going to write a song about Alex Trebek/Jeopardy to the tune of "Glamorous".  I am literally giddy and my husband asks me "If I go into the bathroom will I smell pot?"  (I assure you that would never happen)

So I tweeted about it.  And it's going to happen.  And it will complete my life.

Even my girl Liz Lemon from 30 Rock knows what's up with Mr. Trebek.

So that's going to be all the crazy I will leave you with today.  I don't know if you could handle much more. :)

AA

Ok...Not that AA...But hope i got your attention.  

Actually I meant Awkward and Awesome.  This is my first time trying this out... (oh, I don't think this is a link up but one of my favorite bloggy friends Alana does it every Thursday)

awkward:

Going to my eye appointment and them asking if I have had any surgeries since my last visit.

Me:  I had a c-section

Tech:  *weird face*  Uh, I meant any eye surgeries.

Me: (embarrassed and thinking 'duh')

Also at my eye appointment - sitting in the tiny waiting room, right next to an Optometrists office, where I can hear (very loudly) the Dr and another worker's conversation.  Words that were said?  Eggs, Harvest, Cycle...you get the idea.

The plane scene on the last episode on Pretty Little Liars.  It was so weird, and so fake, and so unrealistic.  

My  husband asking me why I'm watching the TV with no sound.  But I was actually watching Switched at Birth.

My brother-in-law after too many beers.  (see evidence below)

awesome:

My husband surprising me with flowers after having a bad few days.  This is really surprising because I think the last time I got flowers was almost 2 years ago.

The 'DrawSomething' App.  It's addicting and so much fun.  Below is my drawing - pretty impressive for an Art Major right.  (*sarcasm*)

Getting my swap goodies.  I will linking up next week to show what I got but it brightened my day getting the package.

Ellen "on" The Bachelor.  Ellen Degeneres made a clip of herself "on" the Bachelor a few weeks ago and after they had "The Women Tell All"  she did it again.  My favorite lines?  "I was not here for Ben, I mean let's face it, I was here for the girls" and "Well I can tell you Portia is a little upset, because she thought I was going to be on The Amazing Race'"  

Have a great Thursday y'all!  :)