Dear Anonymous: I appreciate the concern that I am not able to "get it up", but I really don't need Viagra or Cialis. Nor do i wish to sit in a bathtub opposite my partner on a mountainside.
Dear Mike: (my cousin's husband) thanks for the priceless quotes you brought this weekend...even though they were pretty inappropriate. *note: he was pretty much 11 millions sheets to the wind*
"It's a glove not a doctor"
(talking about hand gloves that were floating around at the bar)
"Remember the mark of the devil and then remember you have fingers"
(trying to remember his wedding anniversary - 10 days after 06/06/06)
"you know who f***s good? people who have killed their sisters"
(um yeah...I have no words)
"are goats female sheep?"
(heard during a conversation between Mike and my husband - very intelligent)
Dear Ryan Braun: Don't you worry your pretty and talented little head about those boos at the All Star game. You kicked ass.
Dear Prince Fielder: (winner of the Home Run Derby) How many times do I have to beg for you to come back to the Brewers. I may have no money but still...
Dear Chris H: I know this is your primary job on "The Bachelor/Bachelorette" but come on...really?
Dear Arie: (from "The Bachelorette") you aren't really that special.
Dear Miranda: congrats! you won Mother of the Year award for finally getting your son's 2 year pictures taken...3 months late.
Dear Grandpa C: Hope you have an awesome birthday in heaven. I miss you every day!
|Sorry for the phone pic. Grandpa Gilbert Clinton C.|
Well there you go. Love all you lovies, and if you're from Wisconsin please let me know! My cousin Katie is trying to set up a Wisconsin Bloggers meet up!